straightwhiteboyproblems:
“this is justin bieber waving to his fans
”

straightwhiteboyproblems:

this is justin bieber waving to his fans

keznire:

yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

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pretentious-git:

incurablenecromantic:

eccentricmisseclectic:

autisticdorumon:

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

Lucifer: hey big guy I need your list because I don’t know what these kids want for christmas and you’ve got all the info.
Santa: this isn’t your holiday
Lucifer: yeah well james here doesn’t fucking know that so give me the list, he asked for Satan

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penworthy:
“ please read the opening sentence of this story i wrote in 6th grade
”

penworthy:

please read the opening sentence of this story i wrote in 6th grade

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Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite…Soon, maybe.
Joan Bauer, Almost Home
(via wordsnquotes)

dicksplit:

“I’m full, do you want my dessert”

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spookytotodile:

majortvjunkie:

I just can’t get over 2005 Fergie

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what do you even focus on

nah son that naruto

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writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

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holybolognajabronies:

jetsetterdreamsjetbluemoney:

Wat the happy fuck??

Cthulhu’s cheeriest emissary to the humans

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fakepreme:

frogii:

twitterlols:

WHAT

cowards for not keeping it

look at the coast guard cheesing

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